I have learned a very important life lesson: never put your used dust rags on your hardwood floors, and if you do, don't throw them in front of your bathroom, and if you manage to do that, don't wear socks. I really hope I get through this morning without breaking anything, because I'm not in the mood to spend time at an ER.

Thank god I'm a klutz and have stubbed my toe many a time, otherwise it probably would have hurt more.