It seems like everybody is dying.

Well, okay, not everybody, but more people than usual this year. Two passed away, and the morbid forecast calls for three more. They say it comes in threes, but seriously, this is like sixes. And these are people I personally know and have talked to.

May they go with dignity and love.

Dear Neighbor,

If that's you snoring, you may want to go to the doctor and get that checked out. Because I should not be able to hear you snoring like that. In fact, this is the first time in four years I've ever heard anyone outside of my apartment snoring.

Your Slightly Concerned Neighbor,
Me