Sometimes I wonder why I talk to you on the phone. I feel like it's a fifth grader recounting his day at school, except with crap from the History Channel or Fox News. It bores me.
*sigh* And he seemed so good...
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Open Letter
Dear People On Pinterest,
Just stop. No, not with the pinning of unfunny jokes and recipes that look like something a cat threw up, but the stupid "yer a hoor" bullshit. As someone who has occasionally dresses like a slut and has a lot of sex, I would prefer that you keep your jealousies to yourself. Just because you wear tents and chastity belts doesn't mean I have to, and further more, doesn't mean anyone else has to, either. If your immediate opinion of me is "stupid whore" when I wear a short skirt and show my ample cleavage, the problem is with you, not me. You know what you sound like? That one really drunk guy at the bar who was throwing a fit because no one was paying attention to him and he decided to lean over to one chick who was obviously part of a girls' night out, grabbed her shirt, and loudly proclaimed, "THAT'S A SLUTTY MATERIAL YOU'RE WEARING!" Yes, you're that guy.
Likewise, can we stop with the "skinny bitches" remarks? Even though I am no where near a skinny bitch size, I know plenty of skinny bitches, and they're that way because even though you manage not to call them a skinny bitch, it's written all over your face. Some people won the skinny in the genetics lottery. Get over it. In the words of Rosanne Barr, "It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." Also, if you don't want people to call you a "skinny bitch", don't imply that fat is the worst thing you could possibly be. Many, many things are worse than being fat. Death of a loved one/pet, splinters, car accidents...I could go on.
In other words, don't be a dick. Thank you.
Just stop. No, not with the pinning of unfunny jokes and recipes that look like something a cat threw up, but the stupid "yer a hoor" bullshit. As someone who has occasionally dresses like a slut and has a lot of sex, I would prefer that you keep your jealousies to yourself. Just because you wear tents and chastity belts doesn't mean I have to, and further more, doesn't mean anyone else has to, either. If your immediate opinion of me is "stupid whore" when I wear a short skirt and show my ample cleavage, the problem is with you, not me. You know what you sound like? That one really drunk guy at the bar who was throwing a fit because no one was paying attention to him and he decided to lean over to one chick who was obviously part of a girls' night out, grabbed her shirt, and loudly proclaimed, "THAT'S A SLUTTY MATERIAL YOU'RE WEARING!" Yes, you're that guy.
Likewise, can we stop with the "skinny bitches" remarks? Even though I am no where near a skinny bitch size, I know plenty of skinny bitches, and they're that way because even though you manage not to call them a skinny bitch, it's written all over your face. Some people won the skinny in the genetics lottery. Get over it. In the words of Rosanne Barr, "It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." Also, if you don't want people to call you a "skinny bitch", don't imply that fat is the worst thing you could possibly be. Many, many things are worse than being fat. Death of a loved one/pet, splinters, car accidents...I could go on.
In other words, don't be a dick. Thank you.
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