A Bit Of Nothing, Really

A Rant:

well, gee...as if there aren't a million times that i felt like leaving the bar...but no, i had to drive you home first...or that sort of thing. so now that you live close to the bars, you can leave whenever, even though "you want to spend your time with me". maybe i'm stupid. maybe i thought you were different. but don't you dare think that you're different from any other man. you want someone who is less intelligent than you are. rare is it, that a man wants a woman who is smarter than he is. very rare. i had that once, but dammit, like a fool, like a million fools, i gave that up for the chance that he would be happy with someone more in his liking. maybe that's what i have to do with you. i could tell you everything that has to do with me, and you'd never understand nor would you listen. but am i grammatically correct? does it matter? apparently it does. oh, i'm sorry, i'm just a DUMBASS, like everyone else. too bad you have no idea of spirituality. too bad you don't know what it's like to stare at trees for hours as the sun sets and you think of God. too bad that you just don't know that what i say becomes true, or that i'm psycic or anything. too bad for you the world revolves around logic...because, if you're human, there is no logic. and you're just as human as anyone else...actually, if i had to have a theory, you're hypersensitive. forget any syndrome....you're just a ninny like a lot of people i know, the type who can't swallow their own sarcasm. if you're going to be snide to me, be prepared for the most snide (or is it snidist? not like i'd know....) comments you could think of...and then some....
...and then the doorbell rings....?

Sometimes I wonder why I'm such a girl. Dammit, I have ovaries! Isn't that enough????