This isn't cute anymore.
You sleep, and sleep, and sleep. And it's annoying. What happens when we live together, if we ever do? Seriously.
And I'm so stressed, she's back, playing her stupid games. I try to let go of her, and she comes back. Death Wish.
But honestly, do you need to sleep 12, 14 hours?
GAH.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Monday, October 04, 2010
Dear Spamaholics,
Forklifts? Really? Do you honestly think that that's a hot seller? And now you've gone from just forklifts to "great forklifts".
Dudes, people rarely buy shit from a spam email. I imagine that there's even less of a market for forklifts than there would be for foreclosures, long pointy genitalia enlargement pills, and nursing degrees.
Seriously? Forklifts?
*sigh* Humans are so fucked.
Sincerely,
Me
PS - Sporklift sounds cooler.
Forklifts? Really? Do you honestly think that that's a hot seller? And now you've gone from just forklifts to "great forklifts".
Dudes, people rarely buy shit from a spam email. I imagine that there's even less of a market for forklifts than there would be for foreclosures, long pointy genitalia enlargement pills, and nursing degrees.
Seriously? Forklifts?
*sigh* Humans are so fucked.
Sincerely,
Me
PS - Sporklift sounds cooler.
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