More than 12 hours later, I'm still laughing at the LOTR image of an engagement ring.

Which also brought to mind two other jokes that I will never, ever post on the internets, they are just that bad. Those jokes would prompt people to think I'm just a soulless douchey fucktard. But my god, they are so horrible and so funny. They merely not just step over the line; they cross it at light speed. It's the kind of joke that makes you feel like the world's biggest asshole for laughing, but it's really, really funny...if you're into really morbid jokes. They're close to leathal...