Dear Universe,

That was hilarious. Really, I mean it. I was sitting around, thinking about B, about how I couldn't find his number, about that dream, about those stupid text messages that I had, and how I didn't send them...and then he called.

You have a perverse sense of humor.

But now I'm here, hungover, and least I have his number.

Don't be a dick again.

Love,

Me