This Just In...

My horoscope for the week from Astrocenter.com:

Your place in the world, and your ideas about your main goals in life seem to be a huge issue for you this week. One way or another you are determined to make your mark, and let others know what you can do. You seem set to steal the show, and be in the spotlight for most of the time. Jupiter's recent appearance in this area of your solar chart has given you both courage and faith. Sometimes you need this more than others appreciate, as you don't always feel as brave as you appear. The conjunction between Mars and the Sun in Leo, both in trine to Pluto mean that for once you aren't particularly worried about being subtle, or using underhand manipulative tactics to get what you want. As far your career is concerned you just want to blaze a trail straight to your desired outcome, without having to worry too much about what others may do in retaliation. Mercury moves into Virgo over this week, and this may be your saving grace, as at least it will help you realize the necessity for manners when it comes to being in social situations. You will 'seem' nice, even if you do have the killer instincts of a shark.

If only. Um, but I guess that last line is really about me. I am, after all, charming, disarming, and really fucking adorable but I'll just as soon bite your kneecaps off if you get me angry. (For L.: *Knock on door* -- "Who is it?" -- "Landshark." -- "Who?" -- "Candygram." Yet another SNL reference.)