You may not like what I have to say.

I don't care. No, it's not the decision you want. Unfortunately, there's really nothing I can do about that. Neither can the person above me. What you are asking for is, in fact, impossible. There is no real recourse of action. You can take it like a Real Man or a Real Woman, suck it up, and realize that you will not be getting commission for this case.

Or you can be a douchebag and argue on my phone, then hang up.

Fuckers.