Just Another Nugget

My horoscope from Astrocenter.com:

Mercury will move into its retrograde phase by the end of the week, so make the most of the early part to get important documents, vital administrative tasks and urgent contracts out of the way. Once this planet has changed direction you can expect delays in association with letters, email, phone calls, computers, cars and other office machinery. But the other point that you need to know about is that because it is retrograde in Libra, people will also find it a lot more difficult to make up their minds and to stick to any decisions they have already made. So expect to find yourself in frustrating circumstances at times, due to others being uncertain of what they really want. Your finances are set to improve, largely due to the improvement in your public profile. This is certainly having a beneficial effect. Venus, your planet of love has moved into your sign, so you are even more magnetically attractive than normal. You ooze charisma and can twist the most unpersuasive of people around your little finger. Make good use of this space of time. You could be the catalyst in an interesting development at work that involves an expansive new move - go with your gut instinct on this one.

Frustrated? I always am. By work? You bet. Office machinery taking revenge? I know that the one fax machine has it in for me. It would be no surprise. Mangnetically attractive? Only if I spouted horns and wings and my skin paled to a nice shade of blue. But then again, that's how I'm feeling lately...ugliness is the most attractive. Oh well. Hopefully it'll get me beer....