A Debate With Myself.

Do I tell you that when I was walking up to your house, the first thing I thought was, "Who the hell is that sexy guy in glasses...HOLY SHIT, IT'S YOU!"

Because I thought you were far sexier in your glasses. HOTT, baby, with TWO TTs.

Instead, I remarked upon the fact that you live in the Unfortunate Land of Unfortunate One Ways. Because I'm probably far geekier than you, and I can't let you know that OMFG, GLASSES HOT!

On third thought, I think I will keep that to myself.