What's Wrong With Our Society

I'm hungry. Now, sometimes I just wander aimlessly around the kitchen, looking for something to eat, but I don't really eat anything. Other times, I know exactly what I want and so I make it. Occasionally, I will have pizza because I'm hungry and have no idea of what else to eat. So I scrounge around for pizza singles, find a cheese one, and turn on the oven. As I glanced at the cooking instructions, I saw this phrase written in huge letters:

COOK BEFORE EATING.

Who is the moron who didn't cook it? Better still, who's the moron that ate it frozen? Or is the warning on there to prevent future lawsuits of some idiot who doesn't understand these things? Do they really think we're that stupid?

God, I hope not.