Not Entitled.

If you think you're creepy, I can be way creepier than you. You don't know the depths of creepy until you have talked to me when I've been tanked. Text me again, I dare you. I don't have many friends, and not many friends who are willing to text me back. So I'm there, ALWAYS THERE, and I hope I'm sufficiently creepy to creep you out. Unless you're not. Then, um, after a fashion, maybe dating?

Text me.