Dear Spamaholics,

Forklifts? Really? Do you honestly think that that's a hot seller? And now you've gone from just forklifts to "great forklifts".

Dudes, people rarely buy shit from a spam email. I imagine that there's even less of a market for forklifts than there would be for foreclosures, long pointy genitalia enlargement pills, and nursing degrees.

Seriously? Forklifts?

*sigh* Humans are so fucked.

Sincerely,
Me

PS - Sporklift sounds cooler.