Life in the Slow and Stupid Lane

*SLAP!* The paper wasn't due until Monday. My fault for missing class. Duh.

*SLAP!* Could've talked to John but didn't. I was scared. I'm a total chicken.

*SLAP!* Why didn't I turn around and yell at the person who grabbed my butt? (He knows who he is.) Um, that's just not acceptable anymore.

*SLAP!* I asked the cosmos for an answer and I got the answer but then I COMPLETELY forgot I asked the question. Duh.

*SLAP!* I'm tired of everything. I think I'll go somewhere and have a nervous breakdown in front of thousands of total strangers. Argh.

*SLAP!* I'm writing a blog about nothing, like anyone can do that, and here I am complaining just like everybody else. One day someone's gonna teach us all a lesson.