Heh.

My Unitarian Jihad name is Matron Mutual Assured Destruction of Appreciative Joy.
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So I finally hauled out the sewing machine...

I need decorative stitches on the cuffs of my pants.

I need new skirts.

I need new shirts.

This is addictive!